one of the best part about tours are the inside jokes that form. over the course of our almost non-stop touring, each bandmate has one or two things that are guaranteed to be good for a laugh.. so we brutally make fun of each other for these things. it's a good time all around.
the thing i get the most shit for, more than anything else, are my various bags i bring on tour. the worst offender is the large suitcase/duffel bag that i bring. it's sort of a giant duffel bag on wheels. it's a great bag, because you can shove all kinds of shit in it, and it has a lot of room, but it's gigantic, hard to carry, and gets in the way of all the other bags, so my bandmates fucking HATE IT.
three weeks into our first tour, it earned the name "THE BAG OF NO SHAPE". this name has stuck hard. in fact, it grew.
my other bags all earned names as well:
THE BAG OF AWKWARD SHAPE: my laptop bag that holds my entirely-too-big laptop and to be honest, is a little awkward. i also worry about shoving it under the bench seats, so i tend to keep it sitting out, where it gets in people's way, causing further annoyance.
THE SLEEPING BAG OF ALL SIZE: i like to roll up my sleeping bag with my pillow inside of it. you'd think this would be great and make everything easy to carry, but it just sorta makes my sleeping bag roll gigantic and easy to unravel. the one benefit of this is that my sleeping bag never gets left behind or mistaken for someone elses. but yes, it is also annoying.
anyway, i have a feeling that from now on, my luggage will always have over-the-top names, but to help ease the pain of my bandmates, i decided to get a new suitcase. not only does it have SHAPE and looks just like everyone else's suitcases, the brand name of the suitcase is OLYMPIA. how could i possibly go wrong??
the inaugural trip of the NEW BAG OF ALL SHAPE begins in just a little over a week. get stoked!
to THE BAG OF NO SHAPE.. we had a good run. rest in shapeless peace, my friend.